‘Twas the night before impeachment, when all through the Congress

Not a swamp thing was idle, not even Schiffness;

The false documents were spread to the charlatan pimps,

In hopes the Republicans would be intelligently limp;

The leftist public was eager to see Trump maligned,

While slobbering and drooling as Pelosi opined;

Anti-constitutionalists in their zeal, as conservatives look on,

Paraded around in vulgarity proving their minds had just gone;

The media reacted with expected untruths,

As they countered and dodged alternative media sleuths;

Alternative media uncovered the flack,

And spread the facts faster than a duck can quack;

The Google police worked hard to suppress,

What many a You-Tuber worked to express;

The info was spread across all the airwaves,

As pimp after pimp wanted to rave;

With charge after charge beginning to crumble,

Pelosi and Schiff began their outrageous grumble;

The country watched as the show progressed,

With new charges invented by the heads of Congress;

More rapid than eagles their witness list grew,

As they pulled liars and whistleblowers out of a stew;

Comey, and Brennan, Clapper, Stzrok and Page,

Threw Carter, Papadopoulus and more in a rage;

To the top of a pile, gathered all in a heap,

Were FISA court doctored warrants they sowed for the reap;

The liars exposed, and a loss close at hand,

The pimps changed rhetoric hoping something would land;

So out to the media these charlatans strolled,

To paint a bad picture on how President Trump rolled;

Tweet after Tweet Trump would swiftly counter,

Pelosi’s spewing out some cheap loud banter;

While heads of the public started to swim,

Schiff conducted hearings by rules on a whim;

He huffed and he puffed trying to blow the House down,

As Ratcliffe and Jordan countered Schiff’s charges as if from a clown;

Ratcliffe presented 3500 pages of deposition,

Proving the Swamp had zip for this inquisition;

Schiff’s looks during the show said much to all,

Since he put Democrats’ faults upon Trump for a fall;

He often possessed a deer in the headlight look,

While trying to pass himself off  not to be a crook;

Schiff cut off Republicans in the hearings he led,

And, no one had to wonder if his snow was yellow or red;

He kept his hand on the microphone kill switch,

To stop all GOP questions by speaking in a twitch;

His gig almost up as the witch-hunt exposed,

All the lies, untruths and witnesses deposed;

He retained a face that was almost straight,

While he ignored true crimes like Clinton emailgate;

He protected this whistleblower’s ID,

As he gave Snowden a fiddle-dee-dee;

The ridiculousness of these hearings do tell,

Just how far the republic has fell;

Stacking the deck to see Trump bumped out,

These charlatan hacks act like they-re stout;

But, the public now realizes this is a show,

As the polls disclose what the people do know;

Schiff and Pelosi will push the impeachment ploy,

Until burying anti-constitutionalists to constitutionalists’ joy.

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